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kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks)

nihilisme:

ittybittylittleworld:

punkasslouis:

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

izzyswaglin:

I didn’t come here to hang out with you I came here to talk to your dad about classic rock

Reblog if this is true for your blog

six-foot-two-phanchild:

aganetah45:

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I waited to reblog til i saw asexual. Thank youuu

(Source: platinevenator)

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

heartlessintheworldofhearts:

darling-im-sad:

dreadful-secrets:

surreal—kid:

themaskedkat:

music-and-bladez:

cuts—everywhere:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

Disappointed in whoever scrolls past this

((I’m not surprised if I don’t get a reblog.not at all…))

why would you even want to scroll past this? this kind of thing saves people’s lives all the time.

No i will kill myself too

Nobody will reblog this from me anyway…